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“Me dê uma bala ai.” “Não.” “É né, em 2007 eu dei uma bala pra você.” 

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No Orkut: “ToÔ BúNitA?” No Facebook: “Feia mas taí” No Tumblr: EU BRILHO LIKE A DIAMOND! SOU DIVA, PURA SEDUÇÃO, CREME DO VERÃO 69bjus pro recalque 

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The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race

it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper

so much power

fuck just looking at this stresses me out

when i was in fourth grade i cried because i finished last

apparently i was better at these than i originally thought cause ive just been to my elementary school reunion and a girl told me that i was “the one to beat” and when we did these she’d just glare and me and whisper/growl “mandiii” angrily.

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